Oliver Lavery–Farag

There was the word, and then there was me

I’m a:

• Crew
• Director

When I was born every action I made was pure awesomeness with elements of modesty woven through my greatness. Every word spoken was an awe–inspiring quote, which would bring joy into the lives of those in the immediate vicinity. Then people would ask for my name I would reply “Just tell them I am”.

The story of my life is one of those that people will never believe [so I won’t tell you], for the very waste of my breath is worse than China’s entire carbon footprint.

Now I will commence on the most exiting film career since I sliced some bread this morning. The Oscar’s will be nothing but mere paper weights, that will stand next to the toast made from the bread I sliced myself. Join me on the stories of a life time, and as it is written so shall it be…